Simone chipmunk7/28/2023 NEXT!ĭave scolds Alvin for being an ass….and the chipettes walk in singing whip my hair, with hair replaced with tail.Īnyway, Dave punishes them all for what Alvin did, but Simon gives him a speech about loosening the reigns. The next few minutes are all montage with chipmunks singing and shit. We get a montage of Alvin being a jackass. Back to the movie.Īs Dave tells Alvin they need to set up rules, the film hits the minute and a half mark, and already it just tells us exactly what Alvin’s problem and shows us what he does. Girl!Alvin Girl!Simon and Girl!theo!Īnyway, that’s all you need to know. No personality outside of that.įuck it, i’ll call them by their real names. Then we have the chipettes, their female counterparts. Theodore is fat because he eats, and eats because he’s fat. He just stays by, and doesn’t try to stop him. He’s the best of the three, because he doesn’t annoy me. Anyway, Simon is the nerdy one who you know he is nerdy because he wears glasses and uses big words. I mean, just look at him on the DVD cover. In the movies’, he looks like he’s more into mass murder. In the cartoon, he was a mischievous little kid who wouldn’t really hurt anyone. Now, it’s time to introduce the chipmunk properly. The family is going on a cruise, and Alvin pops up and says he already was on it and checked them in, and even signed them up for para sailing. We treated to a version of Vacation so bad it makes Angelica’s sound amazing. ![]() Yep, it just starts right here with no proper build up whatsoever. The first shot of the movie is the title, as it fades to a cruise ship with Dave and the chipmunks getting on it. Yea ,the title is the least of the problems in this movie. This, is Alvin and The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked How did the writers of a good movie ending up writing a bad movie?! Directed by the guy who did Sky High (which is actually good) and written by the team who wrote…kung fu panda?! I mean, a simple fun cartoon turned into a horrible thing meant to suck money could only get this bad. We thought that would be the worst these rats had to offer. It was terrible, and it out grossed The princess and the frog. Plus, they put David cross in women’s clothing near the end The story became insanely cliché and overly complex, and it hurt your brain to the max. What.īut then came the sequel-…i mean SQUEAKEL, which is really bad. The plot was cliché, the characters were dull, and it was forcefully heartwarming.īut…it’s Mostly harmless, though I personally just hated what it stood for than the movie itself. It was bad, but a more generic type of bad. Yes, pay for something you can do in Audacity for free. The marketing of the 80’s show reached awful heights. ![]() The movie also has the chipmunks rapping, and being HIP 4 DA KIDZ YO. The plot featured an EVIIIIl studio manager who wanted the chipmunks to himself. Then a Live action movie was made in 2007, which sucked. ![]() It was very popular with kids, getting tons of merchandise which was good for kids, bad for adults. Then in the 80’s they got a popular cartoon. But then he made 3 characters to go with those voices. ![]() He just needed to pitch up some voices for a song. It all started with a harmless man in the 50’s making three chipmunk characters. Well, I think i’ll take a break from Christmas movies to review…this piece of shit.
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